I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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