she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Operation Purity has been aborted
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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