alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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