Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Farmville is her only friend.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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