Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
why does every cop we meet know your name?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
