so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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