My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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