we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize
