Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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