I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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