you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Randomize
