don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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