Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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