I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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