But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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