We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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