so explain again why im purple
no
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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