can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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