i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
