a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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