he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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