Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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