just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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