im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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