we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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