I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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