I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
they're like a gay fantastic four
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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