She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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