he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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