weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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