But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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