If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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