i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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