haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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