My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
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He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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