The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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