I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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