you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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