dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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