I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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