Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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