I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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