How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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