Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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