So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
