This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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