I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
