he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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