I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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