Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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