NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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