My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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