Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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