We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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