Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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